Score: 10

"I'm sleepy... It's 2:17 AM..."

submission: The Ultimate Showdown

date: February 17, 2006

No "play" button?! We have 21st century, for God's sake!!

PS:
This Flash Good.

Score: 0

"You really did it. You made me write a review."

submission: YAAFM 12: Muslims

date: February 17, 2006

That flash was one of the most offensive films I saw on newgrounds EVER!
Let me enlighten you about some FACTS:
1. Freedom of speech as we know it is a western invention. It's in OUR culture, not theirs. If human race is not supposed to wipe out itself people must remeber about differences between cultures.
2. Drawing Mohammed's caricature IS in fact much greater offence to muslims than drawing Jesus' caricature is to christians. It cannot be compared.
3. It must be really easy to live with such an infantile world view like yours. But it's wrong. People think differently in different countries. And I do mean "differently". Most of us (wester civilization) judge them (muslim civilization) by our own standarts and vice-versa. Current crisis is what it lead to. But there are also those who understand how inter-cultural dialogue works. On both sides of barrier, so there is still chance for... a litle bit more peaceful coexistance. Hopefully the likes of you won't ruin it.
4. In case anyone was wondering... I am atheist. Or at least agnostic. Suffice to say I do not identify with any religion.

And if you are not convinced by my argumentation (and I'm positive you aren't) then YOU are a... y'know what.

Score: 9

"Schizophreni-WAAAAAAGH!!!"

submission: 3-ALi

date: February 5, 2006

tis be good.

More Jhonny!

Make flashes! Work hard! Don't eat, don't sleep!

We demand more Jhonny movies!

Score: 10

"Woah!"

submission: Spoilsbury Toast Boy -2

date: November 26, 2005

That was... rather... heavy.
I'm not going to tell you that this was too close to the edge of good taste, because it wasn't.
The flash I watched just now was far beyond thet thin border.

Therefore that is my message for you. I'd like you to seriously think about what will soon be said.

Keep it up!!! You're one of the greatest animators on Newgrounds!!! OMG ur 73h r0x0r5 d00d!!!1, as some would say.

Score: 5

"What a waste of time."

submission: Battle for Gondor

date: July 30, 2005

There are at least three reasons why this game is waste of time:
1. It's too easy.
2. It should be more difficult.
3. It's not challanging enough.
Apart from that it's a good game. A bit too easy, though.

Score: 10

"God bless America!"

submission: America FUCK YEAH

date: July 16, 2005

It's good to see that there are still patriots like you, who love the single greatest and best nation in the world - America. The whole world should be proud of you, just like it is proud of America.
I never could understand people on other continents, like canadians, can make fun of America.
I honestly hope that all terrorists, communists and aliens finally get killed from US nukes, so help us God!
The best thing about this flash is that it shows Bush so much. Everyone loves Bush because he is president of America.

PS. Sarcasm! FUCK YEAH!

Score: 4

"It was a spoof, indeed."

submission: Zeus Test

date: July 11, 2005

But it was nothing more than a spoof.
The fact that you didn't add too much from yourself, basing entire film on few ideas, makes this flash avarage at best.

I liked how you spoofed "redredred background", but everything else was just plain.

Score: 9

"My God were you lucky!"

submission: Fun With Fire

date: June 5, 2005

It would be more fun with fire if someone got hit with a glass shard of a jar.

Score: 5

"I'd love to play it."

submission: old wink game thing

date: May 15, 2005

I reloaded it over 20 times and every single time Wink started below the ground. Usualy about 5 cm, but sometimes even further.
Do something, please. I want to see it!

Score: 4

"I don't like it."

submission: Massacre : RB2

date: May 6, 2005

If some reviewer just keeps proving the whole world that he's a complete asshole, then what's the point of making not-so-good flash about him.
I don't think this one was best choice for front page, but I'm not the one to decide.
Most people liked this film, so propably it's good that I'm not the one responisble for front page.